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Behind the Scenes: New Lab Results

Written by: Chef Smoke

Published on December 18, 2025

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Behind the Scenes: New Lab Results
(the fresh COAs are in – potency pushing limits, terps popping, and some surprises)

Just got back the latest batch tests from the lab – December 2025 drops, live rosin presses, infused bases, and a few experimental strains. Transparency is everything, so here's the raw breakdown. These numbers guide next recipes: higher THC means lower doses, dominant terps dictate flavor pairings.

Highlights

Live Rosin Press (Pineapple-forward hybrid pheno): 88.6% total THC, 81.7% delta-9 – insane for solventless. Terps heavy on limonene/myrcene (citrus-pineapple bomb). This one's destined for tropical gummies – terps survived the press beautifully.

Dark Chocolate Infusion Base: 92% cannabinoid retention post-temper, no degradation. Clean pass on residuals – ready for espresso martini truffles redux.

New Strain Pheno (Berry-heavy indica cross): 35%+ total cannabinoids projected (pre-cure), caryophyllene dominant with humulene notes. Anti-inflammatory caramel material locked in.

Moon Rock Infusion Test: 85% extraction efficiency – higher than expected. Potency off the charts but flavor needs heavy masking (coffee/spice routes confirmed).

Key Insights from 2025 Testing Trends

Concentrates hitting 80–90% routinely – live rosin leading solventless.
Terpene retention better than ever in fresh-frozen material.
Lab variability still an issue in some states – we stick to ISO-accredited for consistency.
All batches: zero pesticides/heavy metals, full microbial pass.

These results mean stronger, cleaner, more flavorful edibles ahead.
High potency = precise dosing essential.
Terps = the real flavor magic.
Next batch: dialing in based on these numbers.
Lab truth keeps it elite.
Stay tuned for the drops.

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