Cannabis-Infused Brown-Butter Lobster Roll That Declares You Legally Dead

Cannabis-Infused Brown-Butter Lobster Roll That Declares You Legally Dead  
(the Connecticut-style roll that looked at summer, your credit score, and the state of Maine and said “all of you can get in the bun”)

Buttery, warm, lemon-kissed lobster chunks suspended in a 40 mg THC brown-butter emulsion made with the new, lab-accurate, lecithin method, because we’re done playing. This is the real thing: faster onset, harder peak, zero plant taste. One roll = the official sandwich of “I just bought an island in cash and the deed is already in someone else’s name.”

Servings: 4 decadent rolls (or 1 if you’ve accepted the void)  
THC per roll: exactly 40 mg  
Total time: 45 min active + 7 days of proper infusion

CANNABIS INFUSION: 40 mg THC LECITHIN BROWN BUTTER  
1 lb (454 g) European-style unsalted butter  
9.1 g ultra-finely ground cannabis flower testing 22 % THC (≈ 2002 mg total THC pre-decarb)  
2 tbsp (14 g) sunflower lecithin granules (de-oiled preferred)

DECARBOXYLATION (exact)  
- Oven precisely 240 °F (use thermometer)  
- 9.1 g cannabis ground medium-fine, spread thin on parchment  
- Bake exactly 40 minutes → cool completely in tray

INFUSION (lab-grade lecithin method)  
1. Place 454 g butter in a 32-oz mason jar in a 200 °F water bath until fully melted.  
2. When liquid reaches 185 °F, add decarbed cannabis + 2 tbsp lecithin granules.  
3. Hold 185–195 °F for exactly 2 hours, swirling hard every 15 minutes.  
4. Strain hot through 90-micron filter or cheesecloth + coffee filter.  
5. Cool 10 min, then whisk vigorously 60 seconds to re-emulsify lecithin.  
6. Refrigerate overnight → perfectly clear golden butter  
Final yield ≈ 420 g butter containing 160 mg total usable THC  
→ 40 mg THC per 105 g portion (¼ of the batch)

LOBSTER ROLL INGREDIENTS (4 rolls)  
1½ lb fresh-cooked lobster meat, large chunks  
The entire 420 g (160 mg total) THC lecithin brown butter  
Juice + zest of 1 large lemon  
2 tbsp finely minced chives  
1 tsp Old Bay seasoning  
½ tsp finely ground white pepper  
4 New England split-top buns  
Regular butter for griddling  
Flaky sea salt

INSTRUCTIONS  
1. In a light-colored sauté pan, gently re-melt the entire batch of THC brown butter over medium heat until the milk solids toast to deep mahogany and it smells like toasted nuts.  
2. Remove from heat. Immediately fold in lobster meat, lemon juice/zest, chives, Old Bay, and white pepper. Toss until every piece is glossy and warm.  
3. Griddle the sides of the buns in regular butter until golden.  
4. Divide the lobster mixture evenly among the 4 buns (105 g butter + lobster per roll = exactly 40 mg THC). Drizzle any extra brown butter over the top. Finish with flaky salt.  
5. Serve immediately. Watch your friend take one bite and whisper “…the lobster just paid my taxes and then canceled my birth certificate.”

PRO TIPS  
- Onset 20–45 minutes thanks to lecithin micelles. Peak is merciless.  
- Butter keeps 3 months frozen, potency stable.  
- If the lobster starts quoting maritime law, you did it right.

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