Cannabis-Infused Emerald Buffalo Chicken Loaded Fries
Late-night fries are undefeated — crispy, messy, and built for sharing. This St. Patrick’s Day version loads golden fries with spicy buffalo chicken, emerald scallions, and a cannabis-infused ranch drizzle. The infusion is incorporated entirely into the ranch sauce to preserve crisp texture and ensure consistent dosing.
A Note on Dosing
This recipe serves 6 late-night portions.
Using 1.5g of 15% THC flower:
~55mg THC total (infused into ranch sauce)
~9–10mg per portion
For lighter servings:
• 1g flower → ~6–7mg per portion
• 2g flower → ~12–14mg per portion
Step 1: Cannabis-Infused Buttermilk (For Ranch)
Ingredients
• 1.5g cannabis flower
• 1 cup buttermilk
Decarboxylation
Preheat oven to 225°F (107°C).
Bake finely ground cannabis for 35–40 minutes. Cool completely.
Infusion
Warm buttermilk gently to 160°F (do not simmer).
Add decarboxylated cannabis.
Maintain very low heat for 1 hour.
Strain thoroughly and chill.
This buttermilk contains the full THC content.
Step 2: Emerald Ranch Drizzle (Infused)
Ingredients
• 3/4 cup cannabis-infused buttermilk
• 1/2 cup mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon chopped parsley
• 1 tablespoon chopped chives
• 1 teaspoon garlic powder
• Pinch salt
Whisk until smooth and slightly thickened.
Chill before using.
Step 3: Buffalo Chicken (Non-Infused)
Ingredients
• 2 cups shredded cooked chicken
• 1/2 cup buffalo sauce
• 1 tablespoon butter
Warm chicken with buffalo sauce and butter until coated and heated through.
Step 4: Fries Base (Non-Infused)
Ingredients
• 2 pounds frozen or fresh-cut fries
• Salt
Bake or fry until crispy and golden.
Step 5: Assemble
Spread hot fries on platter.
Top with buffalo chicken.
Drizzle evenly with cannabis-infused ranch.
Finish with:
• Chopped scallions
• Crumbled blue cheese
• Extra parsley
Serve immediately.
Flavor Profile
• Crispy salty fries
• Spicy buffalo heat
• Cool creamy ranch
• Sharp blue cheese bite
• Balanced herbal undertone
Messy, bold, and late-night ready.
Packaging & Dosing Guidance
Per portion: ~9–10mg THC
Label clearly:
CANNABIS-INFUSED EMERALD BUFFALO LOADED FRIES
THC per portion
Date prepared
Start with half a portion and wait 90 minutes
Safety & Storage
⚠️ Approximately 55mg THC total in ranch
⚠️ Drizzle evenly for consistent dosing
⚠️ Clearly label infused components
⚠️ Do not drive after consuming
Storage:
Refrigerate ranch up to 3 days
Assemble fresh for best texture