Cannabis-Infused Sage & Brown-Butter Cornbread
That Erases Your Old Voicemails
(the square that heard every drunken 3 a.m. confession, every awkward ex’s “we need to talk,” and quietly pressed delete forever)
Craggy, golden, sage-flecked cornbread dripping with 90 mg THC brown-butter so nutty it wipes every answering-machine tape from existence. One square = the official side dish of “I just checked my 2004 flip-phone and the inbox is empty… and I feel lighter than air.”
Servings: 8 thick squares (or 1 if you’re finally free)
THC per square: exactly 90 mg
Total time: 90 minutes active + 7 days proper infusion
CANNABIS INFUSION: 90 mg THC LECITHIN SAGE BROWN-BUTTER
454 g European-style unsalted butter
20.5 g cannabis flower testing 22 % THC (≈ 4510 mg total THC pre-decarb)
2 tbsp (14 g) sunflower lecithin granules
20 fresh sage leaves, fried crisp in the butter
DECARBOXYLATION
240 °F exact, 20.5 g medium-fine grind, thin layer, 40 minutes → cool completely
INFUSION (lab-grade)
1. Brown the butter hard with the sage leaves until the milk solids are deep mahogany and sage is crispy
2. Fish out sage (eat them if you dare), return browned butter to 185 °F water bath
3. Add decarbed cannabis + lecithin
4. Hold 185–195 °F exactly 2 hours, swirl every 15 min
5. Strain hot through 90-micron + coffee filter
6. Cool 10 min → whip 60 sec to re-emulsify
7. Fridge overnight → golden-green savory weapon
Yield ≈ 400 g containing 720 mg total usable THC
→ 90 mg per 50 g portion (per square)
CORNBREAD INGREDIENTS
180 g all-purpose flour
180 g stone-ground yellow cornmeal (medium grind)
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
1 tsp fine sea salt
2 large eggs
80 g honey
360 g full-fat buttermilk
The entire 400 g THC sage brown-butter, melted and cooled slightly
Extra fried sage leaves for garnish
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 425 °F. Place a 10-inch cast-iron skillet inside to heat.
2. Whisk dry ingredients in a big bowl.
3. In another bowl, whisk eggs, honey, buttermilk.
4. Pour the entire 400 g melted THC brown-butter into the wet ingredients and watch it swirl like liquid nostalgia.
5. Dump wet into dry, fold just until combined (lumps are good).
6. Pull screaming-hot skillet from oven, drop in a pat of regular butter for insurance, pour batter in. It should sizzle like it’s deleting messages in real time.
7. Bake 22–26 minutes until deeply golden and a toothpick comes out clean.
8. Cool 10 minutes, cut into 8 squares. Each square absorbs exactly 50 g infused fat = 90 mg THC. Garnish with a fried sage leaf that still crackles.
PRO TIPS
Onset 15–30 min. Brown-butter + lecithin + buttermilk fat = voicemail-annihilation torpedo.
Reheat a square in brown butter and accidentally erase your mom’s 1998 birthday message too.
If the cornbread starts humming the sound of dial-tone static and your childhood landline number becomes unlisted, you have achieved cornbread enlightenment.
Eight squares. Zero saved messages.
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