Myrcene Midnight Berry Crumble
Deep, cozy, and straight-up sedative — this is the dessert that tells your brain “bedtime” in the most delicious way possible. Mixed dark berries (blackberry, blueberry, raspberry) baked under a buttery, oat-heavy crumble laced with myrcene-rich cannabis oil. Warm it up, scoop it into a bowl, and let the couch swallow you whole.
Serves 8 generous portions
Active time: 20 minutes
Total time: 1 hour + infusion
Dosage: exactly 18 mg THC per portion (144 mg total in the crumble topping)
Infusion (start 10 days ahead or use your existing oil)
Decarboxylation
4.11 g cannabis flower testing 22 % THC
240 °F for 40 minutes, cool in oven.
Infused coconut oil (makes ¾ cup / 144 mg usable THC)
1 cup refined coconut oil (odorless)
4.11 g decarbed flower
1 tsp sunflower lecithin
Melt coconut oil, combine with decarb + lecithin in a mason jar. Water-bath 185 °F for 2 hours, shaking every 20 minutes. Strain hot through coffee filter. You’ll use ¾ cup (144 mg) in the topping; freeze the rest.
Berry filling
6 cups frozen mixed dark berries (blackberry, blueberry, raspberry — straight from the grocery freezer aisle)
½ cup granulated sugar
2 tbsp cornstarch
1 tbsp lemon juice
½ tsp kosher salt
1 tsp vanilla extract
Toss everything in a large bowl. Let sit 10 minutes so juices start running. Dump into a 9×9 or 10-inch baking dish (no need to grease).
Crumble topping
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
¾ cup dark brown sugar, packed
½ tsp cinnamon
½ tsp kosher salt
¾ cup (144 mg THC) infused coconut oil, melted
Optional: ½ cup chopped pecans or walnuts
Mix dry ingredients in a bowl. Pour in melted infused coconut oil and stir until big, clumpy crumbs form. Scatter evenly over the berries — don’t pack it down.
Bake at 375 °F for 40–45 minutes until the topping is deep golden and the berries are violently bubbling around the edges.
Cool 15 minutes (it will still be lava-hot). Scoop into bowls, top with vanilla ice cream if you want to go full night-night.
18 mg THC per portion.
Myrcene-heavy, berry-sweet, and guaranteed to make your pillow look like the best idea in the world.
Perfect last bite of the day.