The Strongest Infused Hot Chocolate You’ll Ever Try & (50 mg per mug – yes, you read that right)

The Strongest Infused Hot Chocolate You’ll Ever Try  
(50 mg per mug – yes, you read that right)

This isn’t bedtime cocoa. This is “call off tomorrow and put on Pink Floyd” cocoa. One mug turns the lights down low and the body into warm liquid velvet. Two mugs? You’re not leaving the couch until noon.

Makes 4 lethal mugs · Total batch 200 mg active THC (50 mg each)

Daily Allowance Snapshot (per 8 oz mug)  
Calories  320  
Total Fat  28 g  
Carbs  12 g  
Protein  6 g  
Active THC  50 mg  
Allergens: Dairy

Decarb & Double-Infusion (the secret to stupid potency)  
1. 1.6 g flower @ 20–22 % THC → decarb 240 °F × 40 min → ~220–240 mg usable  
2. First infusion: ½ cup (1 stick) butter + decarbed weed @ 175 °F for 3 hours  
3. Strain hard → 200 mg canna-butter  
4. Second boost: Take the already-spent weed, simmer in 1 cup heavy cream for 45 min at 180 °F, strain again → “bonus cream” with ~30–40 mg extra THC  
You now have 200+ mg in the fat + another 30–40 mg in the cream = nuclear cocoa.

Ingredients (per batch)  
200 mg canna-butter (from above)  
1 cup “bonus” infused heavy cream  
2 cups whole milk  
6 oz best dark chocolate you can afford (70–85 %), chopped  
2 tbsp Dutch-process cocoa powder  
2–3 tbsp brown sugar or erythritol (to taste)  
¼ tsp fine sea salt  
½ tsp real vanilla extract  
Pinch cayenne (optional but life-changing)  
Whipped cream & shaved chocolate for topping

Steps – 10 minutes start to finish  
1. In a heavy pot on low, melt canna-butter with the chopped dark chocolate.  
2. Whisk in cocoa powder and sugar until smooth.  
3. Slowly pour in infused cream + milk while whisking.  
4. Heat until steaming (never boil – keeps THC intact and prevents skin).  
5. Add salt, vanilla, and cayenne. Taste – adjust sweet/heat.  
6. Pull off heat the second it’s hot. Overcooking kills the magic.  
7. Pour into 4 small mugs (8 oz each) or 2 absolute units (16 oz).  
8. Top with whipped cream and shaved chocolate.

Serving rules (read twice)  
- New to edibles? Drink ¼ mug and lock your phone in another room.  
- Veteran? One full mug is the sweet spot.  
- Anything more than one mug is a personal day request.

Effects: rolls in at 45–70 minutes, peaks around hour 3, lasts 8–12 hours. Full-body melt, zero anxiety, colors get extra colorful, music feels like a hug.

Keep the leftovers in the fridge – reheats perfectly on low heat. Just know every spoonful is still trying to end you in the best way possible.

You’ve been warned. And you’re welcome.